Why Mummy Drinks / Why Mummy Swears / Why Mummy Doesn’t Give a ****! (Why Mummy #1-3)

  1. home
  2. Books
  3. Why Mummy Drinks / Why Mummy Swears / Why Mummy Doesn’t Give a ****! (Why Mummy #1-3)

Why Mummy Drinks / Why Mummy Swears / Why Mummy Doesn’t Give a ****! (Why Mummy #1-3)

4.64 33 2
Share:

Please Note That The Following Individual Books As Per Original ISBN and Cover Image In this Listing shall be Dispatched Collectively : Gill Sims...

Also Available in:

  • Amazon
  • Audible
  • Barnes & Noble
  • AbeBooks
  • Walmart eBooks

More Details

Please Note That The Following Individual Books As Per Original ISBN and Cover Image In this Listing shall be Dispatched Collectively :

Gill Sims Collection 3 Books Set:

Why Mummy Drinks-
It is Mummy’s 39th birthday. She is staring down the barrel of a future of people asking if she wants to come to their advanced yoga classes, and polite book clubs where everyone claims to be tiddly after a glass of Pinot Grigio and says things like ‘Oooh gosh, are you having another glass?’

Why Mummy Swears-
The Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord, The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer, while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business trips…Mummy’s marriage is feeling the strain, her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould. Only Judgy, the Proud and Noble Terrier, remains loyal as always.

Why Mummy Doesn’t Give a-
Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight – a dragon badger or a ninja horse – they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts – except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours.




  • Format:
  • Pages: pages
  • Publication:
  • Publisher:
  • Edition:
  • Language:
  • ISBN10:9123863315
  • ISBN13:9789123863310
  • kindle Asin:9123863315



About Author

Gill Sims

Gill Sims

4.06 27827 2670
View All Books