He only knows three things about himself: he’s polite, he likes tea, and everyone wants to kill him.

Berlin: a man wakes up in a bin* with no idea who he is. He’s taken to hospital for treatment. Then people start trying to assassinate him.

The man has to find out why, how to get them to stop, and what the CIA has to do with all this. There’s also the little problem of working out who he used to be, and why that changed. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Piper and best friend Lance are trying to find him…

Jonathon Fairfax – still the world’s most socially awkward hero – is back. If only he knew.

‘A hugely entertaining novel … a surprising, yet strangely fitting, progression to the Jonathon Fairfax story.’
Scott Pack (former head buyer for Waterstones)

Pick up the latest Jonathon Fairfax novel – sequel to two Amazon bestsellers: The Perpetual Astonishment of Jonathon Fairfax (‘A comic gem’ Stylist, ‘You can’t help being tickled’ The Guardian, Bath Novel Award shortlist) and Jonathon Fairfax Must Be Destroyed (‘A funny, daft-yet-relatable, nerve-jangly thriller’ Emerald Street).


*That’s a trashcan or dumpster, for American readers.

The Jonathon Fairfax novels can be read in any order.